The monkey we hired to handle our legal suggested we have a contact email address in case anyone wants to complain. We went along with it. Guess who the first email was from. The monkey lawyer. The subject line? More bananas! That crazy son of a bitch!

You can also use this to sign up for e-lerts for our upcoming stuff. I just made up e-lert. Damn. That's pretty good. Don't worry about us clogging your inbox. We pretty much only do one thing per month. It works for us.