Here are our originals. Well, they're original as far as we know, anyway.

So, you've packed in a Big Breakfast - now you have to clean yourself up before you blast out the door! Blake Thunder and Mitch Overdrive get you into the zone!

The must-have new toy from Kizumono Heavy Amusement Concern. It's My Koala Princess!

Ted dispenses valuable culinary advice to bachelors.

Two young students get some strange advice from their guidance counsellor.

Volume 1 of 10 in the series designed to help you max your ass out during your normal everyday life. Let Blake Thunder and Mitch Overdrive motivate you. Why? Because Big doesn't Go itself!

So you're rested. Who cares? All that Big Sleeping is worthless unless you can blast in a Big Breakfast! Blake and Mitch take you through the process step by step. Dig in!

If you're like us, you wonder how those thirteen days in October, 1962 would have been different if John F. Kennedy and Nikita Khrushchev could have conducted their negotiations via the world's most popular Internet Relay Chat service. Well, find the hell out!

Ever wish there was a product on the market that could make everything about breakfast easier? Well shut the hell up, cause here it is!

The newest fad in health and fitness! Try it and feel the trend!

Ever suffer through an incident of terrible customer service? Well, so has this guy.

Santa sits down for some cookies, but someone has questions. It's our understanding that Studio 60 did something like this, but we shot ours before their's aired.

A more representative version of the Yuletide Log. Who doesn't love the holidays?

Sometimes, commercials suck. Sometimes, we just think we can do something funny with them. Sometimes we're right.

Have you seen those silly yogourt commercials where the people speak with crazy dubbed voices? Yeah, well, here's ours.

Another Canadian campaign. We won't tell you what it is. It's part of the joke. Have a looksee.

A Drunk Driving PSA presented by the LCBO and MADD has been running in Ontario for years. In it, a man tries to help by dropping his drunk pal's car keys into his own pants. Well... this is how we think it should go.

What kind of loser needs video? Listen to these, and we'll refund your time if you don't like them.

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Hockey season may come and go, but this damn thing will still be relevant. Why? Because it makes no sense at all.

The Monster calls for Billy. Billy isn't home.

We're not pulling any punches. This is a woman calling a suicide hotline. Or is it? Yeah, we're pretty sure it is.